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You Need to Calm Down (Taylor Swift Parody)

You tried to find a rental place in The Mission
Now I was ready to go.
And that’s exactly what I am.
“It’s 17 grand.”

Now I’m going to City Hall and asking a question
Do you think we might be able to have new construction built?
They’re “no way.”
It’s unacceptable.

“Seen? We’ve taken the deduction that we have to make a huge reduction
For any new construction. You kidding?
It’s a real success. Ok.
Let’s now have a public discussion. What?Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh!
I would be devastated.
Not in my back yard!
These are just likeUh, oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh!
The destruction of a community!
Not in my back yard!
This is where I live.
It is important to be calm
You could change the character of it.
The neatest neighborhood in the area
The guy just fell on the sidewalk.
We want low income housing!
Construction of new homes is killing the economy
These types of homes are being built.
This has led to a large number of people driving around in Saabs.
They’re sitting there, pausing for nowhere (GENTRIFIERS!)
Sticks and stones have never made new homes. Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh!
It is not that difficult
Not in my back yard!
They’re exactly the same!

Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh!
Stop!
Crosswalk
This is where I live.
You need to calm down…